Contents

Caty and Cara's Page

Our Computers

Snapshots with Text

Essays for Fun

Ken Burch's Tales

Ken's Neocron Tales

More Neocron Tales

Secret Wars

Tales of the Walker Clan

Our Cast

Why Kevin Doesn't Dance

Writing of Mine That Doesn't Totally Suck

Stuff dl Thinks Is Cool

The Old, Old Grandma Story

The Final Battle

James' Photos

James Meyer's Birds:

Introduction

Photos 1 through 25

Photos 26 through 50

Photos 51 through 75

Photos 76 through 100

Reading

a book cover

Playing



alChandler's Halls

Serving dozens since 1999


Accidental Venn Diagram

August 19, 2014


I'm Posting This for Jack

August 16, 2014


I Bought Newton a $269 Box for His Birthday

It came with a free receiver.

August 14, 2014


Twist Tie

I was throwing stuff out from a kitchen cabinet when I found an old twist tie. I closed it so that it looked like a snake, threw it on the kitchen floor and Newton spent ten happy minutes batting it around.

Our dogs and cats don't really ask too much of us and it doesn't make too much to make them happy. Hell, just now Newton brought his catnip mouse into the office, dropped it on the chair and now he'll be enjoying himself for five minutes and then try to get me to throw it out into the living room and he'll be off again.

All of which is to say that Newton is the first Kitten I've ever lived with and it's been remarkable. I nearly said owned but then Tolkien's line about cats came to mind. He was writing about Sauron and how the Dark Lord used to refer to Shelob as his cat. "His cat he calls her, but she owns him not." Tolkien didn't care for cats but he got the ownership model right.

August 14, 2014


Meanwhile in Ferguson

August 13, 2014


Humans Need Not Apply

August 13, 2014


Return of alChandler and the Gang

After a three week vacation I went back to Divinity: Original Sin. With any complex game there's a type of skill degradation that occurs when you haven't played, even if the layoff is only a few weeks. In the screenshot above I had just won a battle and leveled up. I was smart, keeping my magic user in the back, sending my warriors to deal with their magic users and generally behaving like I had absorbed a scooch of strategy after 31 years of playing these things. But that was my second go at the battle. My first pass after was to play the thing like it was Diablo 3, moving everybody to take on the big guys:

It didn't end well for me.

And that just about finishes the first area. The bosses are dead, I'm level 10 and it's time to move on. Just one more trip to Cyseal and I'm out of there.

August 12, 2014


Tomb Raider

Last year I played Tomb Raider the Laura Croft reboot. I wanted to try something new and since it was on sale for $20 I took a shot. It turned out that I loved it. So did a lot of other people, it sold 6 million copies.

Tomorrow something called Gamescom starts. At a press conference it was announced that the sequel to Tomb Raider, Rise of the Tomb Raider will come out as an Xbox exclusive Christmas 2015. And it looks like it's going to be a real exclusive, not one of those exclusive for six months then released for PC and PS4.

That means that the majority of the folks who played Tomb Raider in 2013 won't be playing Rise of the Tomb Raider in 2015. And that's a shame because a lot of them would have bought the game.

Look, it's no secret that the numbers for the Xbox One have been disappointing. I've no doubt that Microsoft offered Square Enix a lot of money for the exclusive. I'm sure Microsoft is hoping that the exclusive spurs Xbox sales. But that's not what's going to happen.

I'm not knocking console gaming, I'm really not. But consoles are closed systems, PC gamers have far more options then console gamers do. And while a PC gamer who was waitng a bit before buying an Xbox One might get off the fence and get one if they were a fan of the franchise, I can't imagine that someone with no intentions of buying an Xbox would plonk down $500 for Laura Croft.

But hell, short term the Money will be great for the devloper and the publisher. It won't do the Tomb Raider franchise any good but not everybody can be winners, right?

August 12, 2014


It's My Own Fault

I've been known to watch some bad television and Dominion is as bad as they come. The short version is that God left heaven, the archangel Gabriel figures God would come back if humans were killed and Michael is helping the human survivors of the angel slaughter who live in Vega, formerly las Vegas.

There's more but I like to keep it simple.

See the picture? An angel has just landed and guards are about to shoot him. It won't do any good because the angel is shielding his chest with his wings. Bullets bounce off the wings but that doesn't matter, the guards are going to shoot at his chest until the run out of ammo, then the angel will pull out his sword and kill them. You might notice that the angel's ankles and feet aren't protected. Doesn't matter the guards are still going to shoot at his wings. Also, it never occurs to the military leaders to, maybe, arm the guards with something that could punch through the wings. Maybe a grenade launcher would do the trick. Or perhaps, instead of stationing all your guards in front of the doors, maybe have a few plain clothes guys scattered about. Since the wings are now covering his chest I bet a plain clothes guy with a gun could back shoot him. That would hurt him.

That's Dominion. And I've watched every damn episode. There's no hope for me.

August 10, 2014


Amazon vs Hachette

Note: I wrote this for a mailing list and decided to post it here because then I'm covered for content for a day or two. One thing, Amazon is still not accepting pre-orders for Hachette authors.

A few years ago publishers realized that ebooks were growing in popularity. They also realized belatedly that Amazon had the biggest market share of ebook sales and that Amazon was pushing for a $9.99 price point for new ebooks. By new I mean ebooks that were coming out at the same time the hardback edition was being released. For example a John Grisham Novel that's being released at, say, $27.95 would sell for $9.99 in Amazon's Kindle store.

Publishers tend to adopt to changing times at a rate that the House of Lords would find appallingly slow, but they reacted to the $9.99 ebook price point. They got together and agreed among themselves that they wouldn't price their ebooks on Amazon for less then they sold in Apple's ebook store.

Just for the record, that's illegal. Individually publishers can do that. But they can't just get together and agree to do that all together over beer and burgers. They were sued, they lost and I got a nice credit from Amazon as part of the settlement. I buy a lot of ebooks.

That was then, in 2014 Amazon has begun messing with Hachette Book Group. For instance Stephen King's new novel, "Revival" is coming out in November. If you already know that then you can go to Amazon and pre-order it in hardback or in Kindle format. But Amazon is going out of its way not to promote the book. That's because the ebook edition is selling for $12.74, not $9.99. But at least you can pre-order "Revival". Amazon had been delaying shipping for other authors and not accepting pre-orders in Kindle format for them. As the dispute made its way to the business sections of major papers and news sites Amazon began to pull back on that shit.

Authors, some of them anyway, are pretty pissed at Amazon. Over 900 of them have formed a group called Authors United. For the record, Stephen King is one of them. They don't like the $9.99 price point and they don't like Amazon's bullying of Hachette. But to put it in perspective, Amazon bullying Hachette is a lot like the Klingon Empire bullying the Cardassian Union back in Deep Space 9, a big thug kicking the crap out of a smaller thug.

Amazon for its part has a web page called Readers United. Amazon would like me to email Hachette CEO Michael Pietsch and tell him that I want the $9.99 price point.

So, a few points, Amazon doesn't give a shit about me, Hachette doesn't give a shit about me and even Stephen King doesn't give a shit about me (sniff). Let's take that as a given.

Next, it's true that an ebook doesn't require paper and shipping. But it does require editing and publicity the same as any other book. Those are fixed costs. If Stephen King goes on tour to promote his new book he doesn't book the hotel himself, his publisher does that for him.

Amazon compares the ebook edition to paperback editions and points out that when the paperback format was created, publishers resisted because of the cheaper price point. Today they make a lot of money from paperbacks. What Amazon is leaving out is that the paperback edition of a book is generally released a year after the hardback edition. The ebook edition is released simultaneously with the hardback edition. The other day I bought "The Magician's Land" in Kindle format for $11.99. Amazon was discounting the hardback for $17.49 and the publisher's undiscounted price was $27.95. So there you go.

If you're still with me, here's what's happening. Amazon lost $300 million last quarter. This quarter they've warned that they could lose $800 million. Wall Street is beginning to look twice at a 20 year old company running those kinds of losses.

Amazon is running those kinds of losses because they've been building warehouses and other things. But investors don't care and they're getting antsy. Amazon doesn't want to generate more revenue by squeezing their customers and they don't have any leverage over most of their suppliers. But since they have the largest share in the ebook market they do have leverage over publishers. Amazon is figuring they can sell a lot more ebooks at $9.99 then they can at $11.99. In short, they need more money coming in to make Wall Street happy.

One last point, this dust up as been compared to the way Walmart fucks with its suppliers. But that's not quite true. If Walmart wants supplier X to price its stuff at price point Y and the distributor can't deliver, Walmart will just stop selling the company's stuff. What Walmart doesn't do is throw up web pages asking me to write letters to supplier X. While Amazon has leverage over publishers they don't have Walmart leverage. Hell, these days Walmart doesn't even have Walmart leverage.

And that's my tale. I'm not a disinterested party, I have 400 books on my Kindle and about 350 of them came from Amazon. But I don't love Amazon, I don't love Hachette and I don't even love Stephen King. It's just business.

August 9, 2014


The Microwave Space Drive

You might remember that a scientist at NASA was playing around with the idea of a warp drive. It got everybody excited for a bit until scientists pointed out that the drive was hypothetical and in order to work needed tech that hadn't been invented yet, tech that nobody knows how to invent.

Wired UK published a story about a microwave drive called an EmDrive. It works by throwing microwaves around in an empty chamber. That shouldn't do anything but the drive's creator, Roger Shawyer, says it provides thrust without the need for propellant.

As it stands now NASA has tested Shawyer's concept and it seems to work. For that matter a Chinese team also came up with positive results. It may still turn out to be bullshit but so far the concept seems to be reproducible. Nobody really knows why the thing produces thrust. One theory is that the microwaves are pushing off against virtual particles that pop in and out of existence. It's all very quantumy.

If it holds up it's important. Propellant takes a lot of space. But in the EmDrive's case, once you've launched your vehicle, some solar panels to covert the sun's rays to electricity to power the drive is all that you need. It's also a lot faster then anything we have now. A conservative estimate from NASA says that a Mars mission could be there and back again in eight months, and that's including a stay on Mars.

So, according to NASA, the concept will then be tested at the Glenn Research Center and the Jet Propulsion Laboratory. If they reproduce the results it will be food, feasting and fun in space.

Oh, one more thing, while Wired UK thinks the drive is real. Shawyer being a Brit and all, Wired over here thinks the drive is bullshit.

August 9, 2014


The Magicians: Part 2

Over the last three days I read all three books in Lev Grossman's Magicians trilogy. A few thoughts about the books.

Quentin Coldwater is a lonely 17 year old who's to try out to for Brakebills Academy, a high end school for people who can do magic. Coldwater is delighted, this is the thing that will give meaning to his miserable life.

Except it doesn't, the school is less like Hogwarts and more like MIT. And it's not a guarantee of success. Most people who graduate do magical research or get set up in well paying jobs that don't require any real work. Magic is just a thing, a talent, like an aptitude for music or math.

Then Coldwater discovers that Fillory is real. He read the Fillory books when he was a child. They were written by Christopher Plover. The books are the adventures of the Chatwin kids who entered the magic land of Fillory. Think Narnia and you've got Fillory. It's full of centaurs, talking trees and is governed by the two wise rams, Ember and Umber. The Chatwin kids were real, they lived next door to Plover but their lives sucked. They were all neurotic but at least they had their share of the royalties from the Fillory novels.

But when Coldwater gets to Fillory he discovers that people are people, Fillory is no better or worse then our word, albeit a lot prettier, and the surviving ram, Ember, is a pompous, self righteous dick. The Chatwin kids really did cross over into Fillory and it fucked them up for life.

In a way the series is sort of the fantasy version of Midnight in Paris.

I don't normally blow through 1,200 pages in three days but the television is down until next week so I'm a reading fool. Still, if you're a fan of either Potter or Narnia, the Magicians trilogy is worth checking out.

August 8, 2014


The Magicians

I first read The Magicians in 2010. I read a lot of books in 2010 that I remember nothing about, The Magicians is one of them.

The book gets compared to the Harry Potter series and that's a fair cop, but I suspect its DNA predominantly comes from Narnia. The bare plot is that Quentin Coldwater is a lucky kid but he's miserable. Not dickish miserable like Holden Caulfield, just not fitting in miserable. He'd really like to be living in Fillory, the setting for kid's books written in the 1930s. Then he gets to go there.

Narnia written for adults.

And I should have devoured it and read the two sequels. But a lot was happening in 2010. Now it's 2014 and my biggest worry is to keep the cat from breaking stuff. So I'm going to read it again.

By the way the Narnia for adults thing wasn't a shot. A lot of people come to Narnia or Hogwarts as adults. Neither one is my thing but a really good children's books works on more then one level. In my case Potter is too British prep for my taste and Narnia is too Christian. I don't go into a rage about Narnia like Philip Pullman but Lewis lays it on very thick.

Actually, I was trying to think of a book written for children that I came to as an adult and like. Philip Pullman's His Dark Materials series. But that's another post.

August 6, 2014


The $9.99 Ebook Price Point

It's no secret that Amazon has been fighting with Hachette over ebook pricing. Amazon would like to see $9.99 as a standard price point and Hachette would like to set their own damn price. So, three things, first of all there's an article in the LA Times on ebook pricing. Then Charlie Stross wrote a series of posts on publishing. And, I suppose the last word goes to, as it usually does, Harlan Ellison.

August 5, 2014


Donald Duck

Newton likes Donald Duck. Which doesn't, I suppose, explain why I'm watching him.

August 4, 2014


Charles Williams

Charles Williams was one of the Inklings. J. R. R. Tolkien, C. S. Lewis, Charles Williams, and a bunch of other Oxford literary types met Thursday evenings at Lewis' room in Magdalen College. They also went the the Eagle and Child pub on Tuesdays. Both days they'd read to each other from their works in progress. Middle aged men having jolly literary fun.

Tolkien was the breakout star thanks to the Ballantine paperback editions of the 60s. Thanks to Peter Jackson folk who never read the books still know about Frodo, Sauron and Gandalf. The others aren't so lucky. They started to make Lewis' The Chronicles of Narnia into movies but there's currently a moratorium on any new movies. Still Lewis is more of a household word then poor old Charles Williams.

Williams fantasies weren't set in Narnia or Middle-earth, they were set on housing estates a few miles outside of London where powers both divine and infernal contend for the character's souls. In Descent into Hell we encounter several people living in the Battle Hill Estates outside of London. They are Pauline Anstruther, who lives in fear of her own doppelgänger, the poet Peter Stanhope, who has written a play that the local dramatic society is planning to put on and Lawrence Wentworth, a 50 year old historian who'd dearly like to fuck the young Adela Hunt. When that ain't happening, a succubus in Ms. Hunt's form is provided and that's good enough for Wentworth.

Williams, Lewis and Tolkien play fair by their own lights. Sin, even the gravest sin, can be forgiven provded the sinner wants forgiveness. Poor Boromir fell under the influence of the Ring and redeemed himself in the eyes of his comrades by dying in an attempt to save Merry and Pippin. But in the eyes of God he was forgiven the moment he fell weeping over his betrayal.

All of which is to say that there is sin here and absolute good and evil. Evil and be forgiven but it can never be rationalized away. I'm not sure I hold with such notions and on top of that Williams is not easy reading. But his stuff is good if you care to take the time and you can get a collection of his novels on Kindle for 99 cents. You can't go wrong for 99 cents and chances are you don't have my atheist baggage to work through.

August 3, 2014


A Little Bit of Politics

Republicans were expected to do well this November, holding onto the House and maybe taking control of the Senate. Now, things aren't looking quite so good and immigration reform is to blame.

Everyone seems to agree that unaccompanied children being smuggled into our country is a bad thing. And hopes were that Congress would finally be prodded into reforming immigration laws and securing our borders. Now the Senate wants to pass a $2.7 billion bill but they need 60 votes to cut off debate and Senate Republicans are stalling. In the House, Boehner pushed a more modest $659 million bill. In order to get that passed he needed every House Republican vote. At this point Senator Ted Cruz entered the picture.

Cruz met with some of the most conservative House Republicans and persuaded them to break ranks with their leadership and hold out for a bill that was more to their liking. So, on the eve of a five week recess, Boehner couldn't get his bill passed. He's keeping the House in session until something, anything gets passed. It's 6:15 PM and the House is still in session.

For years the Democrats have been trying to portray Congressional Republicans as obstructionist and until now it hasn't been working. But the spectacle of undocumented children being held at the border has attracted a lot of attention. And if Congress leaves for a vacation to without voting on something it just might help the Democrats keep the Senate and maybe pick up a seat or two in the House.

As to why ultra-conservative Republicans would risk alienating voters so close to the midterm elections, it's simple, they care more about their own ideology then they do about the Republican party. If the party loses a seat or two in November they perceive it as worth it if it advances their long term goals.

And the Congress may shit out a bill by tomorrow and the Democrats could still get their asses kicked in November. But for now I'm enjoying the disarray on the Republican side.

July 31, 2014


Books I Loved as a Child

LiarTownUSA is a national treasure.

July 30, 2014


Beren, Lúthien and Peter Jackson

Beren was a human and an elf friend. Lúthien was the daughter of Thingol the Elven king and Melian the Maia. Before Thingol, Beren asked for Lúthien's hand. As the price for his daughter, Thingol demanded a Silmaril from Morgoth's crown. Beren left to go to Morgoth's fortress, Angband. But to Thingol's horror, Lúthien left the next day and join Beren in his quest.

Whenever people talk about what Tolkien movie Jackson should do next, Of Beren and Lúthien from The Silmarillion is what seem to come up the most. But Jackson and his studio don't have the rights to The Silmarillion and if Tolkien' son, Christopher Tolkien, has his way they never will. I'm afraid Christopher has a rather dim view of Jackson's work. Still, things change and while I wish Christopher Tolkien many more healthy years, and while I will mourn his passing, one day somebody else will be in charge of Tolkien's legacy. And, it the spirit of being grateful for what we have, the new trailer for The Battle of the Five Armies.

July 28, 2014


The Battle of the Five Armies

Look closely, I chose this screen shot for a reason.

July 28, 2014


Indulging Myself: Constantine

I was around for John Constantine's early appearences in Swamp Thing back in the 80s and I'm quite looking forward to the NBC series this fall. It looks like they're doing it right.

July 27, 2014


A Short Computer Odyssey

This will probably be boring, but it's kind of interesting to me. I have a mailing list and it's important that I send it out to everybody as a blind copy, nobody sees anybody else's address. The problem is I forget, so I looked for a Thunderbird extension, Thunderbird being my email program of choice, that would automate the process. I found one that was called, wait for it, Use BCC Instead. Set it up and it will send everything out a a blind copy.

The problem is that if you use the extension and check your sent mail the addressees will show up as undisclosed recipients. Now my life is pretty uncomplicated but sometimes even I have to find something in my sent mail folder. I needed something that would only use BCC above a certain threshold of recipients. That's when I began poking around in Use BCC Instead's setting. I discovered that you can turn off automatic BCC and choose a number instead. That way instead of sending out every message as a blind copy it will show you a warning box and play as sound if you don't blind copy above, say five addressees.

Granted, in the process of finding this out I killed Lightning, my calendar program and had to reinstall but for me that's acceptable damage.

July 27, 2014


Things I Wish I Could Unsee

July 27, 2014


My Phone and Andúril

In The Two Towers Jackson has a scene where Gandalf, Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli all leave their weapons with Háma, Theoden's doorkeeper. Everybody drops their stuff without complaint, including Aragorn. Aragorn was just carrying some old sword, he didn't get Andúril, the reforged sword of Elendil, until the third movie when Elrond delivers it personally.

In the book it went down differently. Aragorn was already carrying Andúril and he was goddamned if he was going to leave it on the porch in the custody of some two bit king's doorwarden. Aragorn nearly gets himself killed until Gandalf makes a big thing about giving Háma his sword, Glamdring. Glamdring was older then Andúril and so Aragron takes off his sword, but not before he gives Háma some macho bullshit about how he'll kill anyone who touches it. Aragorn in the book was a good fighter and a good friend but he could be a real asshole at times.

I suddenly realized I'm sort of like Aragorn when it comes to my phone. I'll turn it off if you like. In fact when I go to the movies I always turn it off. Hell, I'll even leave it in the car if you like, or even leave it at home, although I get very uncomfortable when I do that. But leave it with Háma? Fuck you.

Because at this point it's not just a phone, it's an external hard drive for my own brain. And if that's not enough to convince you that we're living in the future, theis headline from the Washington Post ought to do it: There is a lizard sex satellite floating in space and Russia no longer has it under control.

July 27, 2014


A Star Trek Mystery Solved

At least it was a mystery to me. I always wondered why the characters in Trek barely used their communicators. Now, science fiction is not really about predicting the future, rather it uses the future as a way of commenting on the present. Star Trek was no exception, it was 90% adventure and 10% Roddenberry's vision of what American society should be. Still, he predicted the damn cell phone but failed to anticipate how it would be used.

Except he wasn't predicting anything, he was extrapolating.

A little personal history. When I started out with the Casino Control Commission we were given these radios. They were the size of bricks, cost about $1,000 apiece and had lousy range and sound quality. They were used for the most basic communications, stuff like come back to the booth or go to roulette 7 to handle a discrepancy. They were nothing you you'd use for small talk. Now this was in 1981, Roddenberry was creating Trek in 1964. He wasn't conjuring up visions of a Nokia, he was imagining the future of the walkie talkie, Kirk had a functional, basic communication system. It did, however, look a lot cooler then the radio a carried 17 years later.

This has bugged me for about 15 years now, ever since I got my first cell phone. I should have figured this out before but I'm not the most logical thinker in the world.

July 24, 2014


Just a Tech Thought

Today I was watching Tom Merritt's Daily Tech News. The guest was Molly Wood and they briefly touched on the Apple/IBM alliance. Wood pointed out that sales of iPads are flat. She went on to say that while you need a phone, a tablet is a luxury item. She went on to speculate that the alliance is Apple's attempt to make their tablets a business necessity. I've no idea if that's the case but it's a grand fine idea to speculate about.

July 22, 2014


I Spoke Too Soon About Bosses

It turned out that all of the undead in Cyseal were the doing of an undead mage called Braccus. He was level 9 and my guys were level 9 and he kicked my ass. It took me almost 7 hours before I found a strategy that would work on the guy. Of course I could have followed the advice on the forums and come back when I was level 10 but it was important to me to pull this off at level 9. I remember in Ultima VI there were fights that took me a couple of days to beat. At any rate I'm going to rest for a day or so then come back and enjoy my plunder.

July 22, 2014