A Story About the Elves
Do elves poop?
Yes honey, everybody poops.
Even Legolas. Once a week he would poop out a little glass bead that smelled of peppermint.
What happened to it daddy?
One of the great eagles would scoop it up and fly it to Manwë, Lord of the Valar.
And what did Manwë do with it daddy?
He threw it the fuck out. What do you think he's going to do with a turd?